Category: Singles Spit Swap
Hello,
My name's Tylaher. Let me start off by describing myself. I'm 5/3, 117 pounds, have black hair that I keep in dreadlocks, brown eyes, and yes, I have nice titties and a nice ass! I live in Virginia, have my own place, and I work as a Customer Service Rep. I'm 25, female, single, and looking for someone real who wants to really truly be with me. You must be a guy, (lol sorry ladies), you must be truly single, have a good head on your shoulders, must be able to actually have a conversation that doesn't always pertain to sex, and most importantly, you must be honest with me at all times! I'm a good woman who knows how to treat her man like a king, so if you want a good woman and you're a single (and I mean actually single no pretending) man, and you'd like to see where things could potentially go with us, then don't post on this topic. Send me a private message and let's talk! Look forward to hearing from you. Have a good day!
And here I thought you didn't want to talk sex, or a man with sex always on his mind, but you state you have nice titties and ass. Smile.
Sorry, just couldn't resist that one.
You sound yummy though.
well she's got a nice real pair of titties and a nice real ass... what do you want, ForReal, wayne? god; you and your standards.
hahahahaha
Lol wow!
I'm real but I'm not for sale or on offer. :) Lol
Wayne is for real but he's a guy last I knew. lol ahaha
Um ok?
Sorry, no real people here. Only fakes. But what nice fakes we've got! :D Seriously though, I don't understand all the ads looking for/advertising real people. I guess maybe it could indicate that you don't want/are not spam? But really, the spammers aren't gonna care... Hmm. Someone help?
advertising yourself as having nice tits and a nice ass is sure to attrack the creaps just saying
Ok thanks for your opinions.
Everyone is always attacked on here eh? LOL
Guess I qualify as a creep then. Smile.
Yes, RD, I'm still a guy. Lol
Typically, when someone has something in their user name like "sexy" "sweet" etc, it's because they aren't that, and have to advertise as such. So how do we know that the physical traits she claims are even real? And, Wayne, since we're using this logic, it means you must be fake. So maybe you should change your user name to the faker instead?
Also, with regard to your profile, tylaher, when you list one of your hobbies/interest as sex, plus ad that description you provided above, you're basically begging the creeps to come out and play.
Sho, your right Scott.
I'll change it to fakeness. That way...
Slightly creepy + real = cool. :D
Is this a joke? It must be;sorry internet.
Nope, she's a really woman. Smile.
Nothing wrong with loving sex. But yes, the way you've got your original post written, where you put the part about tits and ass first, especially on a site like here, is just begging for the guys who only want sex to contact you. Good luck finding what you want. I'm not being sarcastic there, I do mean that.
I echo the last poster. Though, nothing wrong with talking about your tits and ass. No shame in that.
Love tits and ass, but seems that information should be talked about after you meet the "real person"
Now, if we could see a picture, that information would be on display depending on the persons taste, but, if you don't want a man to talk to you about sex right away, you can't tease him by talking about your body. Smile.
This puts sex on his mind. Lol
I'm about as real as it gets, but sorry. I don't swing that way.
Margorp, I agree: nothing wrong with talking about it. No shame at all. Just not sure she's going to attract the kind of person she says she wants by putting it the way she did. But no shame intended.
Ah, but tits and ass should be seen, touch, tasted, but never talked about.
Didn't you know this Sister? Lol
It's ok I found what I'm looking for so i'm good thank you zoners.
By the way, I don't have anything pertaining to sexy or gorgeous in my username so whoever thought that, must have misread me somewhere and just for the record, no I didn't find what I was looking for on the zone I found it elsewhere. So now we can dead this whole attack Tylaher thing.
Sweet. Always good to find someone no matter where you do.
Smile.
Indeed, and I don't remember attacking anyone.
OP, for the record, people started commenting on your supposed sexiness because in your introduction you mentioned having nice tits and ass. so sorry, but you only have yourself to blame for that one.
Exactly, but again, nobody was attacking.
I'm real, I'll give you a ch...oh wait, I'm taken! Sorry!
I'm real, but my eyeballs are fake. Good enough?
Yeah, don't be advertising yourself like that.
Now, if she can find someone real, I should be able to as well. I won't tell you what I look like, but to say, I bet all my points, I'm shorter than most people. Unless, they're still growing. Grin!
My turn. Where's Mr. Real person? And, I think I know why she was looking for "someone Real."
I spent too much of my life, being told lies, and empty promises.
If I'm sexy, I'll tell you when/if we meet. LOL
Blessings,
Isn't It Obvious?
Oops, I forgot, I have one real eyeball behind the left fake one. So I'm third eye blind.